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Da Band

A really mediocre uncreative generic hip hop group that was forced together through a reality show, but had very little chemistry and very little talent.

It wasn’t entirely the the artists in the groups fault that the music came off so forced, insincere, mediocre, bland, and to a lot of observers “soft” considering Bad Boy itself in my opinion had creative issues and wasn’t putting out anything worth listening to anymore by the time of this show, and the people were forced together and didn’t gel and there styles clashed.

It made for a mess of an album, they broke up, and I don’t think any of them ever had solo success. A total disaster
Some kid from 2004: have you seen that show on mtv da band? Idk if they’re gonna be any good
Other kid: they’re probably gonna suck, there’s literally 0 point in creating this group.
by RonMexico6969 January 9, 2022
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Marching Band

When water tastes gourmet.
MARCHING BAND MAKES IT TASTE SO GOOD!! I CAN'T STOP DRINKING IT AND MY PEE IS ALREADY CLEAR!!!!
by im_nxt_russian January 15, 2022
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Band Kid

(noun) A person who plays a musical instrument and is usually a social outcast who pulls absolutely zero bitches, along with having their humor stuck in 2017-2020. Not to be confused with a kid in band, who is usually just a person who enjoys music and is in a band.
"That band kid is kinda weird."
"I think he's special needs."
"What's good my fellow gamers? Wanna see me play the hub intro on my sax?"
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National Band Volunteer Day

An unofficial holiday on May 22nd celebrating the band parents & band family members who help contribute
Person 1: "Happy National Band Volunteer Day!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "On May 22nd We celebrate people like the Cartners, Claytons, Kriskas, Hinsons, Mosses, Neeses, Pages, Pattersons, and Simpsons, who have put a great deal of service into Band Programs!
by Pride of Alamance May 22, 2022
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Band Guilt

When you’re director makes you feel guilty for not practicing so you pity practice (and you don’t get shit done).
My director was yelling at us to practice. I have total band guilt.

I didn’t practice at all this year, and now we have our last concert. I’m struck with band guilt.
by Autumn Choma December 13, 2021
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Marching band

A band mostly made up of closeted gays who sometimes value there lives. It consists of.... DRUMMER'S LETS GOOO because that is all people seem to care about :D
Wow look at the drummers there so hot oh and the rest of the marching band
by Sweet sassy molassie December 21, 2021
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band-ending death

A sudden death of a band member (usually the lead singer) that leads to the band's permanent break up. They will decide that the member that died was irreplaceable and thus cannot go on.

Please note that there are plenty of bands, like the Rolling Stones, that carried on after the loss of a bandmate. Sometimes the surviving members form a new band, like how the surviving members of Joy Division reformed as New Order when Ian Curtis killed himself.

Queen didn't disband when Freddie Mercury passed away and John Deacon left, they just changed as a band.

The Doors was kinda this because they released two shitty albums after Jim Morrison died.
Notable band-ending deaths:
John Bonham (Led Zeppelin)
Adam Yauch (Beastie Boys)
Eddie Van Halen (Van Halen)
The Heartbreakers (Tom Petty)
Neil Peart (Rush)
Marc Bolan (T. Rex)
Lemmy (Motorhead)
Jerry Garcia (The Grateful Dead)
Phife Dawg (A Tribe Called Quest)
Jam Master Jay (Run DMC)
Richard Wright (Pink Floyd)
Maurice Gibb (Bee Gees)
Peter Steele (Type O Negative)
Chris Cornell (Audioslave)
Dolores O'Ridoran (Cranberries)
Kurt Cobain (Nirvana)
And most likely... Taylor Hawkins (Foo Fighters)
by popsicleprincess March 30, 2022
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