I didn't order pizza today I went and bought one from Kroger but tomorrow I'll order 2 more because I'm Adam Toney.
by Blakmeatonurface March 19, 2021
Get the adam toneymug. He will touch you and grab your big pair of buns, but fuck you with his 12cm dick. A warning to all who mess with Adam: he will rape your uncles and grandpas and send the video to your 7-year-old sister or kid.
by Gucci Prison Pocket May 2, 2024
Get the Adammug. Adam is extremly, i repeat extremely handsome man with balls that big you may easily think he is turned back on you. He is usually really babyface but his ass is so hairy you can comb it like a barbie. On every question he will give you different answer cause he so damn clever. He is so fucking hot that he can sniff your grandma's panties and nobody will consider it as not completely normal.
Adam goes and smacks random hot chick.
That random girl: "oh my got wtf was that"
Her boyfriend: "that was Adam chill out"
That random girl: "oh my got wtf was that"
Her boyfriend: "that was Adam chill out"
by Padajmihovnazrite November 22, 2021
Get the Adammug. 
The ultimate sex guru who also gives life advice
Also has the best 9/11 humour
Biggest political mf
Has big dick energy
So sarcastic, he’ll make Stewie Griffin eat his heart out
He makes everyone gay for him
Also has the best 9/11 humour
Biggest political mf
Has big dick energy
So sarcastic, he’ll make Stewie Griffin eat his heart out
He makes everyone gay for him
by Urslut<3 November 21, 2021
Get the Adammug. by salman :) May 17, 2022
Get the adammug. 