Human Resource Officer

Someone by the name of xKSIxMELEE who can be contacted by fellow members of Force Brigade.

FHG Brainster should give this postion to such person.

Human Resource Officer begins with,"lets talk about your feelings".

by brainster August 2, 2009

Human incubator

A gestational carrier, also known as a surrogate. A woman who carries and “incubates” a non biological fetus until birth.

My sister acted as a human incubator and gave birth to my biological son.

by Baby Shark RN June 13, 2019

Human Turducken

the sexual act in which a grown man puts a newborn baby on his penis and then puts he baby into another adult. using the baby as a condom

i hates my girlfriend's kids so i gave her a human turducken

by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022

Human nature

A simple response when people ask "Why, why?" This response is usually followed by with "Why, why, does he do me that way?" Commonly found in a song in Michael Jackson's "Thriller" album, although it is seldom used in conversations.

Jenny: Why, why?
Kelly: Because it's human nature.
Jenny: Why, why, does he do me that way?

by OPOIPOIPOIOP{ March 12, 2024

Human piñata

Noun - A person who has frequent sex with a large variety of people. Someone who gets banged a lot.

My friend was a human piñata last weekend. She had sex with five guys.

by Abe505 February 15, 2020

human

/ˈhju.mən/, ˈçju.mən, -mn̩
Also known as homo sapiens, humans are a species of primate who have evolved for 200 thousand years yet still kill each other for practically no reason at all.

Guy 1: Humans are a disgrace to this planet.
Guy 2: real

by nicthenerd June 9, 2024

Arts and Humanities Scholar

Somebody who hang toilet paper in the wrong way

Look at the toilet paper dispenser, it's seems some Arts and Humanities Scholars arrived in our office

by distress69 September 19, 2018