waffle-flesh

When a person has so much cellulite, it resembles a waffle.

Fat Jane's leggings were so tight, you could see her waffle-flesh.

by Skinny Jim April 12, 2011

waffle text

A text message in the shape of a waffle. #

He was totally eating that #. (waffle text)

by Inventor of the waffle text. February 18, 2011

waffle cramp

the act of a female puttin her legs behind her head and a man or woman running up and kickin her in the vagina

girl doing excersises and puttin her legs behind her head and the other person carefully pickin his time to inflict some serious waffle cramp on her

by napper:) June 6, 2011

Waffle Pawed

verb to UTTERLY beat a large number of online players on any or all first person shooters.

This guy was COD last night, shot him straight in the head, he hella got waffle pawed!

by Elias Lewis June 23, 2011

Waffles

A term used to describe a situation that makes no sense at all, or cannot be explained.

George Bush got re-elected? Dude, that's waffles.

by Invisible Walrus August 6, 2011

Waffle Housed

The feeling one gets after consuming large amounts of waffle at Waffle House.

George felt sufficiently Waffle Housed after his evening spent at the establishment.

by Dolphind42 August 26, 2013

waffle hoggin

At 3 am when the clubs close. The fatchicks who weren't picked up leave the clubs and go to the waffle house. When guys go to the waffle house to pick up these fat hogs, it's called waffle hoggin'.

Hey Steve, it's 3 a.m. And it's the weekend. Time to go waffle hogging. Steve says: He'll yeah man! And we had better hurry or they'll all be gone.

by Doctord453 September 15, 2013