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Montage Workout

The technique of combining several varied short exercises in quick succession to give the partaker the false sense of satisfaction that they have completed a vigorous workout.

Upon completing a Montage Workout the individual compares their being to Rocky (or another inspirational character progression from a popular film) in a further mask to themselves to hide their lack of athletic worth.

This behavior is most commonly seen in fatties or newbies at a public gymnasium.
Gym Regular 1 - "Hey I've been here an hour and I've seen 3 different fatties come in punch that bag, ride a minute on the exercise bike, do 10 sit ups and then go home!"

Gym Regular 2 - "Oh those fatties and their montage workouts"
Montage Workout by DubSouth February 22, 2011
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yankee workshop 

when you really want to call someone a tool but the singular "tool" doesn't cover the tool-ness of the situation. A Yankee Workshop is a glorified tool shed which is where you keep any number of tools.
Dude 1: Are you seeing X right now? He's being a complete tool.
Dude 2: Nah man, X's being a fucking yankee workshop!
yankee workshop by tenragan September 1, 2017
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hiit workout 

A workout consisting of about forty-five seconds of hardcore exercising, followed by a fifteen-second rest, repeated for a few reps
Those HIIT workouts really paid off-look at how much weight I've lost!
hiit workout by mogwaipanda May 4, 2018

Executive workout 

Executive -To go to the gym and only use the sauna, steam room and jacuzzi.
Ray: hey, what you workout today?

Jay: no time, only did the executive workout.

Executive

how mafia works

the doing of leveling up for almost no reason
that's how mafia works

this isnt working 

something that is usually written on working fridges by bitches
how dare that bitch "this isnt working" my only loved fridge

Gamers' Workshop

Gamers' Workshop is the best magazine for Computer&Video Games in Bulgaria!
Gamers' Workshop by v3x1ng December 5, 2007