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This is why we don’t make it to the NFL

A phrase used to describe instances of failure in a person(s). The term was originally coined when many football players were not being accepted into the NFL due to not meeting proper requirements.
Mike: “dude I can’t hang out today, I’m grounded for failing my math class

Jeremy: “Dammit Mike, This is why we don’t make it to the NFL”
by Jeremistro July 15, 2019
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Why are we here

I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a god watching everything, y'know with a plan for us and stuff? I dunno, man. But it keeps me up at night.
What? I meant why are we here, in this canyon? What was all that talk about god?
by CURNICNLGEE January 26, 2022
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We fe

We fe. U fe. Me fe

(Wee fea)
Me:we fe
My friend: we fe
by GadgetC06 September 21, 2021
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person. The only thing you can do, is not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, that's about all i can tell you.
by Sexydimma December 16, 2014
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We are God

No. We are not. I refuse to be it. I refuse to let YOU be it.
Hym " 'We are God' is an illuminating statement coming from someone who claims to believe in the golden rule. Seem like you're treating others how you want to be treated. You also CLEARLY want to be mocked and ignored so.... Here you go, faggot! Hahahahaha! He things I'm going to let him be God! Hahahahahahahaha! No, shit-head! I'm just going to it. Kill it. Make a generator out of it's bones. And we're all just going to be perpetually mortal. No 'Your own personal God domain' if this is what you chose to do, collectively, with Godhood a shutter at the thought of what would happen if I left you to your own devices. No. Not going to happen!"
by Hym Iam November 9, 2023
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If Anyone Says That They <We> Are The reason Why I Wanted My Circle And Line Abrasions Then I Will Kill Them At Point Blank Range
If Anyone Says That They <We> Are The reason Why I Wanted My Circle And Line Abrasions Then I Will Kill Them At Point Blank Range
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
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We goo

A phrase used to radiate a positive spirit during moments of deep depression or anxiety. Commonly used to prevent oneself from having a heart attack, the phrase is a good reminder than everything will be okay. It is also important to note that the phrase is typically repeated to be said two times. (Ongoing streak of use: A LU)
Person #1: OMG! Ragot is collecting the HW today!

Person #2: Dw we chillin, we goo we goo.

OR

Person #1: I’ve been feeling quite the depression lately.

person #2: We goo, we goo.
by Fortnite Legend KC October 24, 2023
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