urban oneupmanship

forwarding urban dictionary terms back and forth with a pal, each trying to outdo the other in sending the wittiest or raunchiest term.

I sent "girthquake" to Charlie but he sent back "butt weenie." I'm gonna send that pecker head "cum bread" and win this urban oneupmanship!

by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

Urban Biathlon

Far more accessible than the winter and summer Olympic Biathlons, an Urban Biathlon is riding a bicycle 10 miles, stopping at a batting cage for 20 pitches, and then repeating 4 times, for a total 50 mile ride and possible 100 hits. Lowest time and highest number of hits wins.

My friends and I got drunk on Saturday afternoon and invented the urban biathlon, biking dangerously through traffic, and then hitting things at the local baseball batting cage. I ended up finishing in 3 hours with 70 hits, but my friend Anne won with 2 hours 50 minutes and 71 hits. Suck!

by MaoTseDan August 28, 2007

Urban Pricktionary

An alternative website to Urban Dictionary, where all the reject bollocks definitions people write about their best ever boyfriend or girlfriend are sent.

Urban Dictionary Editor: This ballshit definition is a waste of my time, the reader's time, everybody's time. I'm sending it to Urban Pricktionary, when will they learn?

Editor's friend: yup

by tit tit tit May 16, 2011

Urban Dick

Person who brags to others about getting their submissions posted on Urban Dictionary.

O: Haha my post was excepted and your's wasn't..
S: Wow.. what an Urban Dick...

by That kid over there.... February 24, 2009

urban-outdoorsman

The politically correct term for a "Bum" or anyone exihibiting inveterate homelessness. Synonymous with "Urban-Dweller."

That guys not a Vet, just your run of the mill urban-outdoorsman.

by tammyfay October 20, 2009

urban dishionary

When upon breaking up with someone, the person who is dumped goes on dictionary and makes fun of, or "dishes", the dumper in an effort to get revenge.

Mark: Boy, Tom sure is upset about Kelly dumping him.

Jacob: Yeah, you need to see the definition of Kelly Tom made. Thats some real urban dishionary at its best!

by lalalelepiquilt June 27, 2008

Urban Dictionary

The best site on the internet

I go to Urban Dictionary to waste time.

by DarkPrelateMohandar May 22, 2016