Meat Parade

Just a parade of female meats. Booty and titties.

Look at this squad of females, just a meat parade.

by ProtectWomensRights July 12, 2019

meat candle

A synonym for a penis.

"She could manhandle my meat candle."

by slimkillz December 26, 2017

double meat

A meal, often fast food, including two servings of meat.

Luke: Yo, what'd you get at Duchess?
Mike: Double meat.
Luke: Niz.

by Stu Wanker January 26, 2007

Meat Wallet

When a woman stuffs and tucks her meat curtains deep inside her HAM wallet ... you get a MEAT WALLET

My MEAT WALLET looks like a ran over pack of bacon!!

by Bubblegum Lips April 18, 2011

meat cleavage

Meat cleavage is when a guy's pants are either riding up or so tight that you can see his bulge through his pants.

Dude are those pants from 8th grade or something? You can totally see your meat cleavage.

by Killumslow October 29, 2007

Grundle meats

Collectively, the soft tissues hanging pendulously from the anterior grundle region made up of the male member AND the scrotum. Often cusped together for protection or to send a clear message to an opponent.

It's important to wash the "grundle meats" after a strenuous match or you'll be sorry!

by Port chew geezer December 3, 2007

meat bubble

A meat bubble is when you fart and it feels like a bubble rolls up your taint.

Mike's taint was tickled by a meat bubble.

by Bubble Boy April 9, 2008