Someone who knows everything and has done everything. A literal god amongst men. Anything that has been done in the history of the universe, has been done already and more efficiently by Tinker Talbot.
Person 1: "the other day i went out and scored 27 points in a basketball ga-"
Tinker Talbot: "real quick, I was in a hockey league back when i was at Tinker and I was a goalie. I broke 42 bones in my legs and hands, and saved 78 goals and scored 54 in one game. I almost went pro but I was busy selling TVs and bar tending making $5000 per night all while managing an excavation company and running my bowling alley on the side."
Tinker Talbot: "real quick, I was in a hockey league back when i was at Tinker and I was a goalie. I broke 42 bones in my legs and hands, and saved 78 goals and scored 54 in one game. I almost went pro but I was busy selling TVs and bar tending making $5000 per night all while managing an excavation company and running my bowling alley on the side."
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