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United States

A nicer clusterfuck than South Sudan, but a clusterfuck nonetheless
by Iamahumantrustme October 9, 2022
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N-Unit Osso

The best teacher with the best humor and a menacing beard.
Wow, I just saw N-Unit Osso. He's so funny
N-Unit Osso dismissed the class, he's great
by PanzerFaust420 March 6, 2020
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Lil g unit

Bro stop glazing lil g unit
by shawmech4548 January 29, 2024
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ARAM (time unit)

1 ARAM (time unit) stands for 15 minutes of time, therefore 1 hour does include 4 ARAMs.
Originated from the gamemode called "ARAM" in League of Legends.

ARAM = time unit
Usage of ARAM (time unit):

Wow I just masturbated for 3 ARAMs!

WTF that movie was 12 damn ARAMs long!!!
by theFreddy99 February 9, 2017
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united khaliphate

An Islamic nation in the north of Europe, formerly known as the United Kingdom (UK). It's the most radicalized Muslim nation on the face of earth with Shariah Law replacing the Magna Carta, hijabi terroristas on every street corner, and pubs and churches converted to mosques blasting their ear deafening Allahu Akbar noise 24 hours a day.
Friend: "I'm booking the flight tickets for our vacation. Do you want to take a look at this?"
Me: "Sure what you've got?"
Friend: "Expedia says that if we transit through London Heathrow airport, we'll get a $50 discount per ticket. We'd just have a layover for 15 hours, tops. Sounds like a great deal but I'm not very sure. Something doesn't feel right."

Me: "Of course it shouldn't feel right to any right-thinking person. Never underestimate your gut feeling. What we've got here is an option that requires us to spend 15 hours in the United Khaliphate. EACH WAY. You don't want to fly through an airport guarded by Muslim terrorists everywhere. Imagine all those gun toting Jihadis masquerading as police officers. To hell with the $50 discount. Just forget about it. Find an alternate route that goes through Poland, maybe."

The UK was a once proud Christian nation and a major world power that invented the English language, instituted the Magna Carta, brought the Industrial Revolution, advanced scientific progress in every goddamned field, and defeated Nazi Germany in the second world war. The United Khaliphate on the other hand, is a parody and sick joke of a nation. Most of the Khaliphate's indigenous population has emigrated to foreign shores, especially Spain, Greece, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada, and some in Thailand. The current inhabitants of this land look as glum and miserable as you'd find in a Muslim country such as Pakistan, Egypt, or Iraq.
by Third World Sam November 13, 2023
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Unit

When your so ard no one can touch you and you will have the respect of everyone and you will have lots of minerals
Oh I’m an absolute unit cone scrap then fam you don’t even have the minerals
by THeReAl1 February 10, 2019
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Manchester United

by Johnnyal June 18, 2022
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