zero level talk

When you're stoned out of your mind and your mouth opens up a lot more than it should. Say, for example, you have 5 (0 - 4)levels of things to say, you choose to say the absolute bottom level, 0, and sound like an absolute fool.

Me: "...it'd be like a luminescent daylight, how cool..."
Camping Crew: "Nathan - ZERO LEVEL TALK."

by NateZ November 5, 2005

Can U Not talk

A way to call an asshole (usually a girl) a cunt.

*a girl says a asshole remark to a girl*
Girl: Can U Not Talk.

by MTGGeek August 12, 2011

All talk and no trousers

A bloke who talks about having sex, but lacks the balls to do it.

"Dave keeps promising to give me a great sex session, but bottled out of it. He's all talk and no trousers!"

by Scratchibum February 5, 2014

talks too much

satan

One thing all of creation can agree upon, satan talks too much, the fukn pussy just can't shut up .

by sum.fukn.dude February 28, 2022

China Talking Hoe

A girl who talks 24/7 and never shuts up and ends up sounding like the Chinese language.

Girl: That slut who sits beside me in science never shuts up!
Guy: I hate those China Talking Hoes.

by ICanDefine September 30, 2016

Your Dick Is Talking

A man saying something extremely stupid about a girl

Ex: "Nicki Minaj's ass is real"

"Bro, your dick is talking"

by TheGamingFreak101 March 23, 2016

we need to talk

A word that is almost always followed up with shit, fuck, how did you know, and I think we should break up/get a divorce.

Usually used by girlfriends to break up or wives to complain about how Becky flipped her off in work.

Situation 1: Vivian: We need to talk
Daniel: (sighs inside) I think we should break up.
Vivian: What'd I do?
Daniel: Have sex with my best friend and tell me about it

Situation 2: Marcia: We need to talk.
Richard: (inside mind): FUCK (out loud): SHIT

by British Black Cocks March 23, 2017