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Taco bye week 

A Taco bye week is a term in fantasy football for a matchup with an opponent in your league who doesn't pay attention to their team. This causes the person to leave in players who are on a bye week or injured and not playing, leaving you with an easy win. Origin of the term is the FX comedy The League, in which the character Taco is infamous for not paying attention to his team all season or knowing anything about football.
Half of Louis's team is on bye or injured, so it looks like it's a Taco bye week for me.
Taco bye week by Doctor9 October 16, 2017
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Taco Belly 

The belly you have after eating too much Taco Bell (which we all know is every time you go to Taco Bell)
Man I have such a Taco Belly
Taco Belly by BradenFancyPants December 10, 2017
We are going to Taco Bell. "(angels singing)"

Taco Tie Up 

When a woman puts a soft shell taco around a mans dick and then he fucks her and she proceeds to eat it directly off his dick after.
I heard John and Sarah did a taco tie up last night, they are fucking disgusting.
Taco Tie Up by BIGHAIRYLARY November 24, 2019

Taco Bell Strangler 

Sounds like a guy that stuffs a burrito or gordita down somebody's throat until they are dead.
Female- Ewwww, get that gordita away from, I'm not hungry.

Taco Bell Strangler- You're gonna choke on this fuckin gordita bitch, shut the fuck up.

MUD TACO 

A womans genitals after they have been penetrated by a penis that had just engaged in anal sex.
"Sloppy seconds aren't bad...but, I aint eatin' no mud taco!!!"
MUD TACO by tacock January 19, 2010

discretionary taco 

When ordering food for a group at a taco joint, it's a good idea to get an extra taco, just in case someone is extra hungry!
"Oh man I finished my food but I'm still hungry!"

"You want the discretionary taco?"

"Hell yes!"

"Mild, hot or fire sauce?"
discretionary taco by Ozzwepay April 17, 2010