mussolini's kiss

the point at which all dignity is lost and the shit you've been holding in for too long ruins your underwear.

most common at the mall during the holiday season, during a softball game after drinking too much coffee or the ride home after a tex-mex dinner with your family.

where are your underwear?

Mussolini's Kiss. I had to ditch them in the changing room at Dillards.

by BobbySecrets December 4, 2010

first kiss

The first part or the first sign of a yet to come trouble

nad: the boss was really tough with the consultant today, wasnt she?
mil: yeah well..this is the first kiss only!!

by FP March 10, 2004

Gypsy's Kiss

The action of taking a piss but having no desire for a number 2

further known as kissing a gypsy for frequent use

#Dude 1: Dave come check this gash out by the bar!
#Dude 2: Give me 2 secs john just going for a gypsy's kiss


Dude 1: you guna be long man?
Dude 2: nana just guna give the gypsy a kiss

by Gulleykid October 19, 2008

brazilian kiss

Putting your face into your partner's ass while they take a fart during sex.

I just ate a whole can of beans before this so you better be ready for a brazilian kiss or two.

by Reddog500 August 8, 2006

Hershey's Kiss

To make-out with your partner immediatly after you dropped a nugget in their mouth.

mmm we both enjoyed that corn.

by Slightly_Mad March 2, 2004

Lebanese Kiss

The homosexual act of farting into a skin flute.

"It costs $50 for a Lebanese Kiss on the streets of Vegas."

by JimGia1982 October 4, 2011

blakeley kiss

when someone hawks a loogy into another person's mouth while that person is expecting a kiss.

I went in for the kiss, but then she totally blakeley kissed me.

by mark harmon April 28, 2007