breakfast shake

The act of making the bed rock when you first wake up; then giving it your own topping.

How about a breakfast shake; nothing like a little shake to start your day.

by L00M April 20, 2018

oreo shake

A fucking pedo-y thing to do. Unless, of course, you like fifty shades of grey.

John: Hey, I gave that girl an oreo shake.
Miguel: The fuck? Dude, that's disgusting. You didn't feed it to her, did you?
John: Of course I did. I spoon-fed it to her.

by I'll write under a pseudonym, April 21, 2018

Copper Shake

A popular drink in the crime underworld that involves mixing cocaine with expensive alcoholic beverages.

"Bro. I know it's champagne, but what's with that price tag?"
"Bruv. Dis ain't no champagne. It's a Copper Shake!"

by C L G June 28, 2018

Lithium Shake

A lithium shake is a lesser known alcoholic drink in the crime world. It's normally prepared by mixing ecstasy and cocaine with a cocktail.

"BOI. Why in God's lil' name is Ma' head on fire after a lil' sippa' cocktail?!"
"That ain't no cocktail, Boss! Thatta' Lithium Shake, innit tho!"

by C L G June 28, 2018

Sodium Shake

An illegal beverage supposedly containing watermelon water, pure alcohol and ketamine. Said to be the most dangerous drink, even by top criminals.

"BOI... Why is Danny dead?! Dat' was almost no alcohol. What is wrong with him?! It was just watermelon water, ya' get me??"
"Nah, Boss. Itta was a Sodium Shake, mate. Deadddly gear!"

by C L G June 28, 2018

Potassium Shake

A potassium shake is an illegal drink created by combining vodka and cocaine. It's commonly used by professional, middle class people when at parties or during leisure time.

"BOI. What the hip-hop am I pouring down ma' throat?!"
"Boss... Thassa' cuppa' Potassium Shake, Mannnnn."

by C L G June 28, 2018

Rubidium Shake

A Rubidium Shake is a highly edgy and illegal drink, often containing narcotics and cheap alcohol. The target audience for this beverage was originally teenagers, but it is sometimes used by the older generations too.

"Boss? Are you drinking a Rubidium Shake?"
"NO! Wait... Am I? And also... Am I on fire? And why is that Unicorn licking Bill Gates?"
".... This is why you're not meant to drink a Rubidium Shake, Boss..."

by C L G June 28, 2018