September

NO SIMP SEPTMBER AOUUU

Micheal: Bro i told a gurl i like her
Me: Bruh it is no simp september you little pickle, you cant do that

by Wiruses1 November 9, 2020

September

Its no simp September bro.

'im simping so much right now'
'you lost nss (no simp September)'

by anonymous November 14, 2020

September 1st

Self-Love Day
Every hour go to a mirror and say 3 good things about yourself!

If you talk bad about yourself on September 1st a close friend may physically fight you

Inspired by: Patton Sanders from Sander Sides created by Thomas Sanders

Friend 1:I'm useless
Friend 2: Hey! It's September 1st! I will fight you!

by ( 0-0 ) November 18, 2020

september 7th

the day we officially became lovers

ex: Hunter and I became bf and gf on september 7th🤍

by lyssyeah December 5, 2020

september is dead

one of the sexist misfits, big cock, doesn’t give a fuck about anything

have you heard of september is dead? he’s so sexy

by septemberrrr December 6, 2020

Selfterbates

Jerking off to your own porn

I wonder if jhonny sins just goes into ph and Selfterbates to Mia kalifa

by Anonymous694206663629 December 19, 2020

September 9

The most popular birthday in the USA. People born this day are either narcissistic or very kind. If you know someone with this birthday do not get them mad. They probably have very bad anxiety and ocd.

When is your birthday
September 9th
So is mine

by Ladybugs9 February 3, 2021