Ham sanga

A girls vagina, typically one which has large lips that hang out like shaved slices of ham in a toasted sandwich

She had the cheesiest ham Sanga

by Face.rape.guru May 31, 2021

slippery ham

When you try to poop in the toilet but miss

I was going to the bathroom, boy was it a slippery ham

by Cotlno January 4, 2019

Alabama ham bone

The act of fucking your neighbors fat wife in the ass!

Brian pissed me off so bad, I went over and gave his wife a Alabama ham bone!

Now she won't quit asking for another.

by RoscoePonderosa February 24, 2025

Ham

A fat woman. A female who is extra over weight. Really obese woman

Haha that female is straight ham.

How heavy you think that ham is? Dam boy you must be desperate to settle for that ham.

by bizzeb August 27, 2019

Cold ham water

When a girl posses into a guys mouth, then he snowballs the cold piss into another guys mouth.

girl: “want some cold ham water?”
guy: “ Sure?”

5 minutes later
guy: “ I regret everything”

by Jimster February 19, 2019

Gray Ham

Gray Ham is an individual who is horny about 92.2% of the time, has had sex with every cousin of his bloodline. He’s usually ginger and often can be heard talking about Manchester United and Marcus Rashford. He is built like a twig, with ankles made of styrofoam

“Todd is such a Gray Ham. He’s always horny!”
“A Gray Ham never has friends!”

by Imonurmom July 1, 2023

Spam Pressed Ham

Pressing ones bottom cheeks on a window of a stationary or moving vehicle

Oh Dear! looked at that 'spam pressed ham' thats just gone by!!!!

by Wally Von Wallington January 23, 2011