Jacob

sexy

person1: hey it's jacob!!
person2: yea he's pretty sexually attractive and exciting.

by moki-and-dewi November 23, 2021

Jacob Saggytiddies

that one guy who will ALWAYS let you wear his sweatshirt

Girl 1: "Have you heard Jacob Sartorius's cover on All of Me?"

Girl 2: "Did you mean Jacob Saggytiddies?"

Girl 1: "Well n-"

Girl 2: "Shut up, I'm right"

by lipsoul is superior September 13, 2020

Jacob lore

Random true stories that your friend named Jacob tells you

Holy shit Spencer, new Jacob lore dropped

by Jt3p0 January 12, 2024

Jacob

Jacob is very nice. He can be a bitch sometimes but he is very nice. He will be the nices ass hole you will ever meet. He is a good friend. He has 4 levels of him there are nice, scary nice, demon, and satan. He is satan but he only shows it when he is really mad.

Jacob:hi
Other person:hi

by Jakemanp123 February 7, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is chronically thinking about smart stuff and girls. He is a boy not yet a man though he is very skux and will send paragraphs of text to a girl he likes, Jacobs usually live in Utah and work at first Little Caesars and then Chick-Fil-A HE IS GOATED WITH THE SAUCE (well kind of). He has a friend that is more goated with the sauce than he. Jacob is chronically in the garbage can stealing whatever bottles he can to get free money and to build robots. Heh.

OMG JACOB HE'S SO ummmmmmmmm well he certainly is Jacob! And HOT
SKUX MASTERS APPRENTICE JACOB
Whoever goes to prom with Jacob will love him as a date
Hah Jacob gay
Jacob is a person

by Lover boy sun juice February 27, 2023

Jacob better

jacob is trash at fartnite everyone hates him

¨i really hate Jacob better

by i dont like it January 9, 2020

Jacob

well it is hard to explain Jacob but he is a kind person though he loves jokes and dark humor will defend and stand up for his friends tho those are like his family he does not have the greatest looks and yea its pretty hard for him to get a girlfriend he is really popular but lonely hen he gets home he acts very happy around his friends and loves video games does pretty well in school and cannot stop making references to movies shows games and books can make people laugh easily tho can be annoying but u will always love him he does not want to get married but is a good people person and always helps his Friends out but usually never gets the girl he can get close but another boy gets her they all look at him like a brother while the boys look at him like a blood brother he will put down his life for his friends and just wishes he could be normal also he is kinda crazy and has adhd

he Emma how u doin oh hey Jake yea so and they have a random conversation gets close to her bam stolen jake will never get a girl friend no offense my Jacobs

by that person who eat cat September 16, 2020