My life

What the hell is that

I know “my life sucks” you don’t have to tell everyone

by Boy eat dat pussy 449 September 15, 2020

My Rationality

The rationality that is only understood by you. Usually used when you say or do something that makes no sense.

Person 1: Why did the banana turn into a coconut?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: BECAUSE IT WAS A COOKIE!!!!
Person 2: That makes no sense
Person 1: Understand my rationality
Person 2: Which is?
Person 1: I'm an asshole.

by Harry Scrotes July 1, 2008

my loss

I don't give a damn

I won't call you again. - My loss. (The Good Wife. S04E07)

by DA75 September 7, 2017

on my ass

being super fucked up from a drug of some sort, but being at a relaxed state

“i was on my ass when i took 2 bong hits and an edible

by aidenthetank December 9, 2020

it's my boyfriend

UGLY WAY TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH SOMEONE LOVES HIS BOYFRIEND.

Hi people, it's my boyfriend!

by Mattyu December 22, 2017

On My Gang

What OMG actually stands for, Emilee

On My Gang you cool bro

by Gangster Breezy November 10, 2019

On my nuts

When Joan Vu stalks your boyfriend at Starbucks just to show him pictures of her and her boyfriend.

Also when Joan Vu stalks me and my boyfriend at his place and tries to look through the window.

Also when Joan vu stalks your Instagram and says to your boyfriend that you were sending her messages of pictures of you and your boyfriend when that psycho was just looking at my Instagram story.

Damn, Joan is just on my nuts.

by Joan Vu October 31, 2018