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November 5th

International Taser and Stab your short friend day.

This is a day where you must taser and stab a short friend whilst they are off their guard.

You must continue this treatment until they suffer from a stroke or experiences cardiac arrest and is currently flopping on the ground in vain like a fish brought out of the water. It is not only until their heart cease to beat, that you shall stop.
Side Effects: Their skin color may go from normal, to red, and then to a lifeless pale. Don't worry about this transition as it is a part of this celebration.
Culprit: Yo do you know what today is?
Short Friend: Uhh, Tuesday?
Culprit: No dumbass! Its November 5th! You know what, I'll just show you.
Short Friend: Wait! What do you mea-
Culprit: *Tackles short friend mercilessly to the ground to taser and stab them until white foam emerge from their mouth as they writhe on the cold floor for oxygen*
Short Friend: OUGH! *Shits, pisses, and dies*
Culprit: *Asserts dominance by fossilizing friend for gasoline cause the prices are so damn high*
by Minecraft Master November 4, 2019
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November 10

Call a girl/boy “BABY” and they can’t be your gf/bf
Hey baby

Ew we aren’t a dating

Oh yea i know it’s November 10
by True_fax November 7, 2019
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November 12

National give a girl in your Math class a hoodie. Make a girl feel special for all her hard work and studying!
Jason: I’m giving my hoodie to Emily today.
Brad: Why?
Jason: It’s November 12 and she is in my Math class!
by WhoReadyForMha November 7, 2019
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November 27

*talking to your crush*

Girl(the crush) “hi”
Boy “heyyy”
Girl “hi”
Boy “I have a question”
Girl “what?”
Boy “it’s November 27th and I really like you so....will you go out with me”
Girl “yess of course!”
by Daddy licker26 November 7, 2019
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November 30

See International Vibe Night
November 30th is International Vibe Night, a day in which those participating in No Nut November are given a better way than to struggle through the night. However, International Vibe Night is not just for those participating in No Nut November as anyone is allowed to participate in however way they choose to vibe. The only requirement is that everyone celebrating must vibe on the night of the 30th of November.
Friend: Is anything happening on November 30
Tyler Stone: Of course! It’s International Vibe Night, let’s vibe that night!
by TylerStone696969 November 7, 2019
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November 13

buy the gummy bear album in stores on November 13.
Man: you know what's today
Man friend: November 13 the gummy bear album just came out
by TheReal_MegaVirgin November 13, 2019
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November 14

If you are a girl and you have a boyfriend on November 14th you have to grab there dick. NO MATTER WHAT.
by Hihihihihihhiihihhi November 13, 2019
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