Spanking Biscuits

When you and the boys are golfing and one of them (it could be you) gets a call from their ex-wife discussing child support money and/or custody of the kids.

The boys were hitting the links on a Thursday afternoon when we lost Johny, before realizing he was Spanking Biscuits

by Crag Scalpula April 19, 2025

Bourbon biscuit

A new insult to discreetly say " you are a bitch/slag/slut" ect.

Mum: *takes phone*

Me: you are such a bourbon biscuit

Mum: what the f-

by The Bi bitch May 12, 2022

Sussy Biscuit

When two guys eat an Oreo at the same ti e from one end to the other.

Dude I could go for a sussy biscuit rn

by Bollocks123 January 24, 2022

Biscuit

An Irish cookie

Give me a biscuit there.

by Theothersos December 8, 2023

Dribbling Biscuit

A very common word for someone who drops their biscuit repeatedly, you may have heard this while walking through the grocery store in the biscuit isle.

You: Man I am a dribbling biscuit when I drop my biscuit.

other person: Wow I want you soo badly right now

by Patrick James Kelly April 21, 2011

Kid Biscuit

Something you can call your little brother to make him really mad.

Grace- What's up, Kid Biscuit?
Paul- AGGHHHHHHHH

by anonymous December 4, 2021

biscuit scared

Easily upset over nothing or trivial things which can come off as being crazy. Easily offended that even a biscuit would upset them.

Boss: Kim is upset that someone moved her office chair over the weekend

Me: *rolls eyes* Every Monday that bitch is biscuit scared over something!!

by ReedL February 13, 2024