Primal Biscuit

1. A large fecal deposit that looks like it was produced by a dinosaur.

2. Scat made by a dinosaur.

1. „Wow dude, That’s a huge primal biscuit!“

2.“Here is a primal biscuit produced by a T-rex.“

by chicken_terminator June 24, 2022

Brisket Biscuit

A piece of shit between two pieces of white bread (semen and piss toppings optional)

I got Justin zooted last night and fed him a brisket biscuit.

by Anal_Seahorse February 17, 2020

Golden Biscuit

A golden biscuit is something that is perfect just like a golden biscuit.

My girlfriend is such a golden biscuit I don't know why she fell for me.

by ima_tell_the_world May 26, 2023

Shit n' biscuits

A term shouted out when a bad or undesired turn of events takes place or something doesn't turn out the way you want it.

Example #1
(man's arm is partially blown off in an explosion)
Man: Shit n' biscuits!

Example #2
Guy #1: Dude, I just saw your dog get hit by a car
Guy #2: What? Fluffy?!?!?
Guy #1: Yeah, I'm really sorry man...
Guy #2: Aw... Shit n' Biscuits!

by Droteratti August 25, 2011

Whisker biscuit

Female private parts or vagina

I hope my girlfriend gives me some of that whisker biscuit tonight!

by Jtakatip September 11, 2019

Fish Biscuit

A biscuit is a biscuit that are shaped like fish, usually referring to a food snack that you eat.

(Steve) Hey, I need some fish biscuits, i'm Hungary!
(Alex) Here, no more starving!

by HammyBurger69 January 29, 2025

Ass biscuit

When a bloke thinks he’s so sweet he shits cookies

Look at David he’s a proper ass biscuit

by Ryoko41981 June 10, 2018