by Yup, the stephantisticular August 16, 2023
A Nick can be classified as a lazy coomer addicted to nicotine, or someone homely and unwashed. More frequently used as the prior, to be called a Nick is to a call for psychologists intervention.
"Did you see that Orangutan exhibit? The fat one beating off and smoking a ciagrette is a real Nick."
by yurmen May 20, 2025
Nick is a fat forehead kid who normally cheats off of girls and thinks he pulls all the girls when inside he knows he doesn’t.
Nick is dumb.
by SpaceCowFart69 February 20, 2019
The second letter of the Greek alphabet. It can be assumed due to his athleticness and dedication to swimming, that he would be confident and an alpha male, but in fact, its the complete opposite. Nick is the type of boyfriend that lets his girlfriend carry him around, literally, not figuratively. Nicks kryptonite is anything that my 3-year-old cousin is scared of, such as bees, insects, spiders, and movies that require any use of the brain. Nick and his partner in crime, Yoav ! work together to spread stupidity across the world. Yoav is Batman whereas Nick is Robin, yet again the beta. The two are inseparable. The two rely on each other's brainpower to act somewhat human or as close as they can be. When Nick starts laughing his face turns into a different species, sometimes he looks like a monkey and the other times he looks like a shark, with down syndrome. Although Nick may seem like a beta, which I can assure you he is, he gets offended by everything like an alpha. So be careful if you insult him, he might get heated up and wiggle his fists around your face.
Yoav !: Do you wanna sword fight
Nick !: Do you want to?
Yoav!: Yeah I do, thank you very much.
Nick and Yoav procced to the bathroom. The rest of the story is up to your interpretation.
Nick !: Do you want to?
Yoav!: Yeah I do, thank you very much.
Nick and Yoav procced to the bathroom. The rest of the story is up to your interpretation.
by agggggggin September 21, 2019
by Unknowncatfish May 28, 2019
Nick is the sexiest man you’ll ever see. There are men and women who would travel the world just to see a little bit of leg. That doesn’t even begin to describe how beutiful his inner beauty is!
by Randomdude_7929 November 08, 2021