stomach monkeys

A group of men united in a common goal of overcoming all odds no matter how great, usually on a softball field.

As Hollywood rounded third and headed home, the Cowboys could only watch, for this day belonged to the Stomach Monkeys.

by Sweet Louis June 12, 2008

Ass-Monkey

A ridiculously stupid person. A complete imbecile.

Why do you have to be such an Ass-Monkey?

by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003

Pondering Monkey

1. noun, A monkey which ponders.
2. proper noun, title character from the popular webcomic The Pondering Monkey by Joe Francis.

1. Look at that pondering monkey, I wonder what he's thinking.
2. Have you read today's Pondering Monkey, it is very amusing.

by Matty N March 30, 2004

snowball monkey

A girl who indulges in the art of snowballing

Lisa is a snowball monkey!... so is steve!

by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002

tracksuit monkeys

Low class yobbo who wears a track suit bright coloured footwear.

Drinks copious amounts of alchopops and cheep lager.

Look at that twat... he looks like a right tracksuit monkey

by Dezza July 18, 2003

Monkey crotch

A condition caused by any activity that results in a mans underwear becoming wet for a sustained period, resulting in chafing, redness, and a yeast colony growing on the scrotum.

This results in painful burning and itching, with incessant pulling at the groin for relief.

Working in the sun all day gave me monkey crotch.

by RabbiRob July 3, 2006

monkey cheese

The second episode of Shit Pickle (by James Rolfe aka AVGN) introduces a family of monkeys who just like to repeat the phrase "Monkey cheese". This is just some random phrase meaning nothing.

Idiot: Monkey cheese!

by itouchy March 7, 2008