meat candle

A synonym for a penis.

"She could manhandle my meat candle."

by slimkillz December 26, 2017

Meat Raffle

Another term for saying "sausage fest"

Bunch of males partying down and getting hammered at the same time in the same place. AKA the Meat Raffle

by BetaOmegaTank December 4, 2010

double meat

A meal, often fast food, including two servings of meat.

Luke: Yo, what'd you get at Duchess?
Mike: Double meat.
Luke: Niz.

by Stu Wanker January 26, 2007

Meat Wallet

When a woman stuffs and tucks her meat curtains deep inside her HAM wallet ... you get a MEAT WALLET

My MEAT WALLET looks like a ran over pack of bacon!!

by Bubblegum Lips April 18, 2011

Blue meat

A penis belonging to a service member in the USAF. Usually if you have the blue meat you are very horny and will hit on anyone to get poontang.

OMG, that Air Force cadet has the blue meat!

by Padoodlemaster12304255a September 1, 2009

meat pouch

A sloppy vagina
A hot, wet butthole
A crusty pocket pussy

I sank my dick so far into her meat pouch I could feel the entrance to her uterus on the tip

by Packet Sniffer April 7, 2015

meat bubble

A meat bubble is when you fart and it feels like a bubble rolls up your taint.

Mike's taint was tickled by a meat bubble.

by Bubble Boy April 9, 2008