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Matthew Taylor

Is a wanker and wanks everyday. he can't cum at all. he has never had a girlfriend before and has a 2 micrometer penis. you should never have Matthew Taylor as a boyfriend he will just wank off all day
by THE REAL JEFF BEZOS March 6, 2022
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Matthew

A very cute boy who loves girls and is short and smelly and smells like cheese. YO WANT TO MARRY HIM!
Do you see that boy over there? his name is Matthew andhe's so cute
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Matthew

Look, theres Matthew, what a toad. Legend
by Lexie Smith March 8, 2022
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MATTHEW

he is awesome undefeatable super awesome better than Biden better than Tj/Thomas Jefferson and makes jacobs look decently cool when you see a Matthew you will never forget it
Wow did you see Matthew He is better in real life than on Tv
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matthew20426

matthew20426 Is a gorilla tag content creator. He posts mortal combat content but is still a gorilla tag goat. He is often seen with bhipsvr and cowboyzfantwo (also known as hi). Do not insult Matthew, for bhipsvr will make death threats to your family/pets or even you.
matthew20426 Is hot
by V0rtexTypeDef March 12, 2022
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Matthew

A name given to a person with a particularly large cock
Matthew is the best name
by Matthew , get it ???? March 17, 2022
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Matthew is the type of guy who would act like he’s such a tough person but he’s really such a nice person. He’s one of the best people you'll ever meet. He listens to you, he makes you laugh whenever something’s wrong or just to see you smile, and treats you like you’re the only person he’s ever seen. He’s the guy that you would have a crush on for years and never get over it. You’d never meet anyone else like him and it sucks because he would be your favorite person out of everyone else in this world.

- sabrina <3
if you ever meet a Matthew, don’t loose them. tell them how much they mean to you.
by sabrina536 March 18, 2022
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