Please, Matt. Stop giving me ads. All I ask is to stop receiving ads from you Matt. I have nothing against you but please.
by capitalistism May 3, 2021
Get the Matthew Walshmug. The act of scooping up your genitalia (cock and balls) and jamming them as hard as you can into a vagina whilst wearing a 2003 rookie Lebron jersey and screaming "YAM TIME" as a "finishing move" to stimulate a female orgasm
I tried out the Matthew Special on my girlfriend yesterday, it's the first time I have made her orgasm
by bigsexmachinematthewrobertson January 25, 2025
Get the Matthew Specialmug. Matthew is walking on the beach in a fortnite speedo when he sees a really sexy Latina lying down. He walks up to her and uses his fortnite rizz to get her to come with him to his luxury apartment. This sexy Latina is in shock on the sexy gamer physique of sexy Matthew. They walk in the door and the first thing Matthew asks her is Fortnite? The sexy Latina says yes and they get to playing fortnite on Matt's Playstation. Matthew is a fortnite gamer God and he destroys this sexy Latina in fortnite. The sexy Latina is shocked on how good Matthew is at fortnite. Matthew and the Latina finish their last match of fortnite. Then Matthew proceeds to destroy this sexy Latina in the bedroom aswell.
by DirtyDom6969 December 4, 2023
Get the Matthewmug. by HornyHogrider69 June 6, 2025
Get the Matthewmug. by BoatMo February 18, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. A clever gentleman with skills and talent, good looks to spare and charm that could leave you dreaming. Although you may be the kind to never get swept off your feet, a Matthew surely will. He has a quiet, dark nature that is mysterious and sexy but very warm and friendly. A true hero. He would lay down his life in protection of those he cares for. He is witty and has a group of friends wherever he goes that love his banter, especially over cards, food and drinks. He is a passionate lover and a dreamer. A loyal friend and companion. Matthew is epic, simply said.
Josh: "Who else can we invite to the party?"
Josh and Sam : "MATTHEW!!! HA HA YES!"
"Who is going to escort you to the masquerade this year? "Matthew, a personal friend, very handsome."
"I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream..."
"Who rescued me from the car after the accident before is exploded?" "His name was Matthew."
Josh and Sam : "MATTHEW!!! HA HA YES!"
"Who is going to escort you to the masquerade this year? "Matthew, a personal friend, very handsome."
"I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream..."
"Who rescued me from the car after the accident before is exploded?" "His name was Matthew."
by FoxyFoxDancer November 13, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. by discombobulated4 November 8, 2021
Get the Matthewmug.