Ur mom

something you would say to roast someone

Your enemy: your (ugly,fat, wierd, crazy,etc.)
You: yeah so is ur mom

by Liliana.the_fea September 22, 2019

Emmas Mom

a person who is actually nice to their daughter and is buying her salad and picking her up from school

Wow emmas mom is nothing like mine

by YannyBemaurel September 23, 2019

Your Mom

Your Mom

Hey look at that! What? Your Mom

by yourmomgay12 October 9, 2019

Kush’s Mom

Goddess, life,the meaning of the universe

I want Kush’s mom tonight.

by Typhoon123 April 23, 2018

country mom

A woman that is below the Mason Dixon line, that is a mother of a child. This mother can also cook, and clean. As well she is thicc

Amy Head is a country Mom.

by Frankljn January 7, 2018

mom jacket

A long north face winter jacket. Longer than most coats goes past the hips and is typically a term in the Norfolk country. Originated from moms wearing these jackets to hockey games

Oh is That a mom jacket? My mom wears those northface jackets to my little brothers hockey games, there so long!

by Suburbanchick January 9, 2018

Soccer mom

A white, suburban woman whose only purpose in life is to drive her whiny ass kids places, be a housewife, and go get her hair and nails done with her friends. She is Christian, and hates anything that might corrupt her "beautiful innocent babies".

Me: turns on "Black and Yellow" on phone
Soccer mom sitting 2 benches down with her toddler: EXCUSE ME what is that trash you are listening to? You better turn it off right this instant!!!
Me: Bitch you ain't my mother now shut up or move if you don't like my music, I was here first anyway
Soccer mom: I will tell your PARENTS about you corrupting my sweet innocent little baby! Now see what they say about that!
Me: *turns up music and flips her the bird*
Soccer Mom: *runs away crying*

by yeaaaaaboiii October 9, 2017