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How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.
Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
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How To Kill Somebody

"Why would you look up how to kill somebody?"
-Me
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How yk

Person 1: joel gurt how yk??
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Hows it shaking

How to ask a guy how his masturbation went
Hey man I heard you met a hot girl, hows it shaking
by buttneck April 13, 2017
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Jacob tobias Howes

A man who is good at keeping scores at a primary school gala day
Head over to Jacob tobias howes after your race to get your medal
by lrentboy June 17, 2023
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This is how everything dies

When Watermelon Sugar stops trending. That is how everything will die, according to Watermelon Sugar’s top definition.

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“ But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.” -DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer , January 29 2021
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