ham sandwich

when you take someones face and put it in between your thighs ,then proceed to rub there face around in it

yo dude that piece of shit gave me a ham sandwich

by jenna tilworts September 27, 2009

Lebron Hams

When you misspell lebron james but lowkey fuck with it and make it your whole personality. You create pictures of lebron james made of ham using ai. You make fan accounts for lebron hams on every platform, even wattpad. Your love stories on wattpad with lebron hams gain lots of attention and everyone wants to know the face behind the lebron hams obsession. Soon your best friend who was there when you misspelled lebron james, exposes you to the whole world. Once everyone finds out who the face behind lebron hams is, your middle school secret admirer changes their name and got surgery to look like the ai pictures of lebron hams to make you fall in love. That makes you very famous and you get a netflix show. The real lebron james fame is diminishing, while the lebron hams situation is thriving. The real lebron james gets pissed and finds your house and murders you with 7 gunshots to the head. Your legacy lives on and the real lebron james gets cancelled.

Yo, did you hear that the lebron hams girl got shot?

by jefferyslimbob4 September 17, 2024

Canned Ham

A person who you gave a ride to a place and need to get them back home.

I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.

by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022

Cold ham water

When a girl posses into a guys mouth, then he snowballs the cold piss into another guys mouth.

girl: “want some cold ham water?”
guy: “ Sure?”

5 minutes later
guy: “ I regret everything”

by Jimster February 19, 2019

Hamming around

A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where to lesbians, within the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, aggressively rub their vulvas (‘hams’) together on the sofa.

Dave: hey steph, boring weekend huh?

You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Steph: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.

by wake_and_whack 8=> November 13, 2020

Ham Screamer

A sandwich consisting of ham, marinara sauce, and Caesar dressing served on soft white bread.

Steven devoured his ham screamer with the ferocious and quiet determination of that walking pile of cum, Abigail Adams.

by Screamerboy88 September 25, 2021

Ham Sandwich

A person who has suffered horrific burn injuries as a result of a house fire.

Man, that ham sandwich has patches of hair and shit everywhere

by Captain Spudz December 15, 2021