Half-Keg Pumpkin Fucker

An individual who fails, pathetically, to live up to a rather low set of expectations while either simultaneously or separately degrading themselves further by voluntarily engaging in far more outrageous and embarrassing behavior.

The Iota class finished only half of their keg while simultaneously engaging in sexual intercourse with a festive gourd. Bunch of Half-Keg Pumpkin Fuckers

by Pledgemaster November 24, 2012

half-clapper top cheddar

colby armstrong said it best on OTR, a hockey term meaning a quick slapshot where the stick is lifted half way, almost like a snap shot, with a quick release which sends the puck in the top section of the net over either of the goaltenders shoulders or glove and blocker

Theres Kesler with a half-clapper top cheddar snipe, Canucks lead 1-0

by Luongos'2ndcoming May 26, 2011

Cuts you in half with a lightsaber

A sentence interrupter created from the fact that in Star wars the old republic you have the option to kill people mid conversation.

So I was at the park the other day and I sa-

CUTS YOU IN HALF WITH A LIGHTSABER

by Coined by Kummer May 11, 2010

go half on a baby

The sharing of a blunt, or any other drug.

"One day we could go half on a baby."

by Booty finesser July 3, 2017

I’ll split her in half

Guy talk about fucking a petite gal with his big dick.

Oh my, check her out. Brother if I fuck her I’ll split her in half.

by Super Todzilla May 18, 2018

Half Mile High Club

The self gratification equivalent of the Mile High Club

I flew to denver by myself on wednesday and became a member of the Half Mile High Club.

by Scott Farnsworth December 8, 2005

blows goats for half price

To badly suck. To suck worse than anything has ever sucked before. worse than diping french fries in your comatose mother in laws bed sores, eeewwwww grossss !!!!!!!!!

This freaking job blows goats for half price, Yeah what a desperation station this place is.

by [e-mail] March 29, 2008