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Gamer Coke

A slang term for the mysterious, dusty substance that falls out of a gamer's keyboard during a deep clean.

Typically discovered when the keyboard is flipped upside down and aggressively slapped, this fine powder is composed of crumbs, skin flakes, and years of hardcore gaming residue which collects between the keys like digital fairy dust.

Only true hardcore gamers inhale a whiff mid-session for that nostalgic hit of dedication. It’s the gritty reward after a thorough clean — because every gamer deserves a nasty kick of poor hygiene.
Hey man, let me hit some of that hardcore gamer coke!
by GamerCokeEnjoyer June 21, 2025
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Epic Gamer

Ironic term used to describe a person, typically male, who is of low social status and cretinous intellect that spends most of their days in their mother's basement being a sweaty tryhard on video games while feeding on nothing other than caffeine and whatever fast food and other greasy snacks they can get their cheeto-covered fingers on - furthermore characterized as an immature virgin that uses the digital space as an outlet for their deep insecurities. Their style of communication also takes on a form akin to the typical gamer stereotype seen circa the start of the 21st century.

Given their intellect (or lack thereof), epic gamers often lack the empathy and emotional intelligence to properly communicate with others both in real life and on the internet, thus leading them into a closed loop of being a miserably disgraceful annoyance to anyone who may have the misfortune of running into them.
"EZ EZ XDDDDDDDDD"

"This nigga is the biggest epic gamer I have ever seen."
by Hobkins Neitzen July 1, 2025
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Edgy Gamer

A secretly gay femboy who won't admit he wants Gladiolus from FF15 to (REDACTED), Honestly when will he come out of the closet?
Hey look it's Edgy Gamer! When will he admit he's gay?
by Izzi Souls September 11, 2025
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Gamer Buddy

Gamer Buddy is slang that is used to describe a person that you don't consider a friend and only talk to about games or other entertainment media. You can alternatively say GB for short.
Person 1: Yo you're so good at this game man
Person 2: Thanks, my GB taught me
Person 1: Who?
Person 2: My Gamer Buddy, I don't fuck with him but he is good when it comes to games
Person 1: Ohhhhh
by UrbanInItsMostUrban September 18, 2025
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Gamer

Im talking specifically HARDCORE GAMERS: Guy that is known for playing a lot of video games

Usually because they have nothing else to commit too in their lives. End up wearing glasses as a result of the eye strain from staring at a screen 8hrs/day. They're fat from shitty diet & lack of exercise. Develop insomnia due to staying up late every night.

Hardcore Gamers are also hateful towards minorities, they love to use degrading slurs on chats towards other Gamers when frustrated(f@ggot,nibber,b#tch,). Some Hardcore Gamers have instances of rage where they beat themselves up over a GAME, or throw the controller into the wall & now have to pay for damages. They don't go outside hardly.

Some of them want to pressure you to be like them. Because according to them excessive gaming makes you "smarter". They also act like immature manchildren & have poor grammar in some cases.
*The Gamer throws his controller into the wall and screams slurs at the computer after losing a match*
*The Gamer wears glasses, is fat, he is staying up late once again*
*The Gamer pressures his friend to start gaming*
by idl1 November 15, 2025
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Gamer Beer

A jug of fermented piss that sits under the desk. At one point, a gamer was either too lazy to go to the bathroom or didn't want to take a break and risk losing. In typical gamer fashion they are a slob and never bothered to get rid of it and so it has sat there brewing until a brave soul comes to dispose of it.
Derek needs to find a different hobby. He spends 12 hours a day playing video games and I found a few gamer beers brewing in his closet.

Some degenerate left a gamer beer at the Internet Cafe. If they ever find out who did it I hope they get banned and put on the blog of shame.
by Suckmytoes_77 December 9, 2025
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Gun & Ball gamer

Person who only plays FPS or sports games
He’s such a Gun & Ball gamer that he gets bored the moment the game isn’t a shooter or a sports match.
by PomuHub December 12, 2025
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