Gamer piss

The act of going to the bathroom before a game starts and pissing as hard as you can to get back to gaming is much so it hurts the shaft

“Hey bro I’ll be right back I gotta go pee”
“Hurry up were about to drop!”
“Hey I’m back that was a real Gamer Piss”

by iEATpeople4FUN March 16, 2021

Gamer Rule 2964

Use banners in Minecraft as waypoints on your map.

A: You have to use banners so we know where our pigfarm is.
B: Wait, what do you mean?
A: You can use banners on maps you dumb fuck.
B: *brain explodes*
A: Thats gamer rule 2964.

by MinekindHD October 23, 2019

'pic gamer time

when you are about to secure the epic fortnite victory royale

Get ready for some 'pic gamer times

by 456745745745745674576457 November 20, 2019

absolute gamer

bruh moment. what an aboslute gamer

youre not an epic absolute gamer noob

by guy next to me is low iq September 19, 2019

Gamer

A person that can mash buttons over and over really fast.

One who receives way too much satisfaction from video games.

Mako

"Did you see Mako playing COD? He's such a hardcore gamer."

by RN Mako November 14, 2019

Struggle Gamer

Anyone who doesn't have any paid games on their consoles and searches an online game store for free games/demos to have fun on their consoles. These people always live in a house that is over 85 degrees

I don't have any games on here man.. I'm really a struggle gamer, I have to rely on free games haha.

by backupwaffles May 16, 2022

Gamer

A Gamer is cool and is quite cool. You know someone's a gamer when they say "I'm a fucking gamer" all the time. Or if they are like me. Most gamers are depressed. And like hot gamer girls.

Brian: Fuck you!

Fred: Actually I'm a gamer so you cant say that

hot woman: Omg is that gaming Fred I love you.

by I'm Depressed and Lonely March 20, 2021