Goat

Its an animal that usally has two horns and lives on mountains and it likes to eat almost everything thank you and bye bye 😁❤️

I saw a goat outside my house!

by Love, Emily ❤️ May 25, 2021

goated

the opposite of dogwater

kitty: *plays ukulele goatedly*
sausy: that's dogwater
maylala: don't lie sausy! that's absolutely goated!

by anonymous January 9, 2022

Goat

ME

I'm the Goat

by FurryFucker445 August 10, 2023

Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)

1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.

by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021

goat story

When someone loses miserably in an argument

Me and Jeff and he ended up telling a total goat story.

by dani_bear99 March 30, 2015

National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day so you're having GOAT BALLS

by 4BrainCells November 1, 2021

Goat Fuck

When the male puts his hands on a females shoulders and slams that dick in her until she screams like a goat.

Girl bend over so I can goat fuck you.

by Usesreallifeexamples June 29, 2022