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Dabs dumps

When you've been hitting dabs & than you gotta take a dump.
'broo I smoked so much I got the dabs dumps now.'
by Dabdumper May 8, 2021
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dump door

I was bending over and my dump doors almost let loose I would have crapped my pants
by Shiftylou February 17, 2017
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home dump

Running to home dump to pick up spackle to cover the holes in the wall after thanksgiving
by TheJIB November 12, 2022
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Judas Dump

While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.
Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.
by Daddylongdick813 February 9, 2019
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Grandscape dump

1. noun- a fecal excrement, extreme in size or proportion.
2. noun- a bowel movement taken at the venue, Grandscape in The Colony, Texas.
1. yo bro after Mrs. Gonzales’s chicken I think I’m gonna have to take a Grandscape dump when I get home.
2. Wait where did Billy go? Oh, he went inside to Parry’s; he had to go drop a Grandscape dump.
by Log-a-rhy-thme October 16, 2025
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Badge Dump

Badge Dump; The act of doing something so stupid that you loose your job as a Police Officer.
Brennen did a Badge Dump when he sent dick pics to underage girls.
by Igel69 May 26, 2021
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Dump 'n drumpf

The act of watching oneself masturbating in front of a mirror (drumpfing) while sitting on a toilet taking a dump (dumping). This can be promoted to a super dump n drumpf if the participant is spewing forth racist rhetoric.
Jon: yesterday I totally walked in on Donny "dump n drumpfing"
Oliver: gtfo!
Jon: yeah... I'd even call it a super dump 'n drumpf on account of him screaming something about Mexican rapists
Oliver: We gotta build a wall around that shit..
by Dirty bugz August 17, 2016
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