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California's Almonds

California's Almonds refers to a coping mechanism employed by individuals living outside the United States who aspire to experience the American Dream. By purchasing and consuming almonds—a product overwhelmingly sourced from California—they create a small, tangible connection to the USA, no matter their current location. It's a way to momentarily feel closer to the desired American lifestyle, one handful of probably-American-made nuts at a time.
Even though I'm stuck in Russia, I always keep a bag of California's Almonds in the pantry. It’s a small comfort, a little taste of the America I dream about
by eviscerated_elegy July 27, 2025
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California Republican

A California Republican is identified as socially liberal and economically conservative.
Are you republican? Well, I am California Republican. I am socially liberal but economically, I am conservative.
by AldashX951 July 30, 2025
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California Hydra

A term used to describe the sexual act with a man with 2 strapons to the left and right of his penis and 3 busty asian women.

The first woman shoves the left penis into her mouth,
The 2nd woman rides the other penis with her ass,
The 3rd woman rides the right penis with her vagina

Each penile object must be at least 6-7' (get it because its from rap therefore funny) inches in size
"Oh yeah, i received the BEST california hydra last night."
by UmbrageGames August 16, 2025
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Calibobis

When your head is deformed like it looks like a square, rectangle, circle and triangle all at the same time.
Broski why are you talking to me avec ta tète Calibobis you're deformed
by AbdiZaraki September 8, 2025
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California Boyfriend

A man you can hook up with and act as if you two are in a relationship, but the relationship only exists in an isolated location.

To have a California Boyfriend is to have a guy you can “date” for the Summer when you fly home from college to visit your parents.
“I can’t wait to go back home for the holidays, I get to visit Michael, my California boyfriend
by MrWebber October 9, 2025
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Calicentric

Calicentrism is a worldview that places California or Californian culture at the center of historical narratives and global events, often implying that Californian achievements and values are superior to those of other states and countries.

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That dude is calicentric.
by Boar bunny experience May 10, 2025
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California Rizz

Girl, you got California Rizz
by BB2Bb2 May 17, 2025
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