corn abuser

Anything that makes a terrible, horrible, no good very bad noise. "Corn" refers to "ear" as in "ear of corn".

Damn bro, Michael is such a corn abuser when he talks

by I think you are boring August 31, 2025

corn farting

Corn farting is that that mess at bottom of the corn popper that is all yellow looking. So, how do you wipe the yellow stuff off the white fluffy stuff?

Corn Farting: Even scrubbing it won't get all the corn farting out of your popcorn popper.

by Bubba from Georgia June 11, 2019

Achy-Corn Tea

This tea cures minor discomforts and helps one calm down. It is made from achy-corns which are found below oak trees; how they get there is unknown. It was invented by by Irmo, Hobbit of the Chicago & Houston shires 3/15/25.

Would you like to share a mug of delicious achy-corn tea? I see that you are agitated.

by Houston Mark April 1, 2025

Corn

The most useless vegetable

You poop all the corn out..it got too much fiber.

by Johnny Lemon September 22, 2020

Corn man

A person who's dance is really silly

Look at this corn man, he's so goofy!

by N25_CT13 May 23, 2023

Corn Dogging

When a guy sticks his weiner into a loaf of bread and then a chick eats the bread while holding the base of his weiner like a corn dog.

It's a good thing I hit up Costco last night and got the 2 pack of sourdough cause that bitch was corn dogging my shit all night!

by nacho mama April 27, 2014

Corned Beef Torpedo

A term coined in 1975 for a slang term for the male penis.

Stacey: "Oh my gosh, did you see the size of Dave's Corned Beef Torpedo?"
Cindy: "I did! I wouldn't mind taking that in me one day!"

by Lean.meany1237 July 19, 2024