chode neezer

1.a stuck up cop from bainbidge island

2.a skater hater

3.just a someone whose being a dick

cop: im gonna have to give you a ticket because i blow men
me: FUCK OFF YOU CHODE NEEZER

by JACOB PATTERSON February 24, 2008

Choda

a choda is a female chode, thanks to ray he came up with it & everyone should use it like that.

Sarah is such a choda !

by Mirranda May 2, 2008

Chode Plaster

When one uses his or her chode to blow a load on a face or pussy ass; a very powerful heavy load.

Kyle was preparing to unload a legendary chode plaster unto the face of Austin when his mother entered the line of fire.....

by CDDB May 20, 2008

chode

a penis that curves off to one side or the other

My chode breaks to the right.

by binchmerkin December 9, 2008

Chodeanesia

The type of sex linked allele the chode virus is located on. It is recessive, and is associated with the letter C.

Man, I found out my wife is a chodeanesia carrier. My kid is going to be a chode!

by The Chode Ruler January 9, 2009

Chode survey

a test which determines whether or not somebody has a chode. process includes dipping chode in acid beaker and chode-juice tasting. Very few people have been proven to have authentic chodes, and choderyite (similar 2 pyrite in gold) is a common case in people who wish they had chodes.

Do you know the results of Jacob's chode survey? Ya, they r +

by chpsadadad January 9, 2009

Chode

A slang term for a mans ejaculate.

I blew my chode load in your moms eye.

by alorarose April 17, 2009