Marching Band

When water tastes gourmet.

MARCHING BAND MAKES IT TASTE SO GOOD!! I CAN'T STOP DRINKING IT AND MY PEE IS ALREADY CLEAR!!!!

by im_nxt_russian January 15, 2022

Band Kid

(noun) A person who plays a musical instrument and is usually a social outcast who pulls absolutely zero bitches, along with having their humor stuck in 2017-2020. Not to be confused with a kid in band, who is usually just a person who enjoys music and is in a band.

"That band kid is kinda weird."
"I think he's special needs."
"What's good my fellow gamers? Wanna see me play the hub intro on my sax?"

by someoneyoumayknowirlidkmaybe May 14, 2022

National Band Volunteer Day

An unofficial holiday on May 22nd celebrating the band parents & band family members who help contribute

Person 1: "Happy National Band Volunteer Day!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "On May 22nd We celebrate people like the Cartners, Claytons, Kriskas, Hinsons, Mosses, Neeses, Pages, Pattersons, and Simpsons, who have put a great deal of service into Band Programs!

by Pride of Alamance May 22, 2022

Band Guilt

When you’re director makes you feel guilty for not practicing so you pity practice (and you don’t get shit done).

My director was yelling at us to practice. I have total band guilt.

I didn’t practice at all this year, and now we have our last concert. I’m struck with band guilt.

by Autumn Choma December 13, 2021

Marching band

A band mostly made up of closeted gays who sometimes value there lives. It consists of.... DRUMMER'S LETS GOOO because that is all people seem to care about :D

Wow look at the drummers there so hot oh and the rest of the marching band

by Sweet sassy molassie December 21, 2021

(Your Band)-ictionary

When you like a band soooooo much that you have to make a whole website about it

(Your Band)-ictionary examples:
The Magentas-ictionary!
The Urbans-ictionary!

by mtyuaduauduve3845 March 14, 2022

Rubber Band Button

The term Rubber Band Button is referring to;

A blown O-ring.

Or
A worn out Butt hole.

Aka
A swollen sphincter wrinkle.

He pushed my Rubber Band Button for so long, it has completely lost all its elasticity, causing inconvenient leakage.

by Patty ManGlaze March 15, 2022