Anti-gravity invite

Opposite to a gravity invite. It is where someone is so hideous or unpopular that he/her and anyone in their general area automatically become uninvited by default.

Craig: Greg, who else should I invite to my party?
Greg: What about her in the short shorts.
Craig: Who? Gurtree? That fat bitch?!!! Yuck! No way! In fact now that I think of it, I am uninviting all those around her- Jeff, Felicity, T-dawg, Gavin and Susan.
Greg: What about Paul the rapist? He is over there...
Craig: No. I like that kid, there's something about him.
T-dawg: Yo man, why you gotta go ahead and disinvite a brother like that?
Craig: Greg said you ear-fucked Gurtree..
T-dawg: Man, thats nasty. Why you gotta spread shit like that Greg?

Greg: I didnt say that I....
T-dawg: Save it man, I get it your just a player hater... screw this I'm gonna go hang with my man Paul...
T-dawg to Paul: Man can you beleive I got an anti-gravity invite all because of that screw up Greg?
Paul: Dont worry, Im going to butt-fuck him on friday...

by Hsoj!!! August 25, 2009

Anti-pirate Buttpirate

An organisation like the RIAA, MPAA or BPI who are aiming to cut down online piracy.

"Dude, did you hear about that teacher that got sued by the anti-pirate buttpirates?"
"Yeah, god damn the BPI."

by Soiled Undergarment November 7, 2004

anti-numb

anti-numb forever

forever anti-numb

by Krkič June 13, 2019

anti-fetish

anti-fetish: an atraction to something or someone that is completely normal;

I want to bang Kelly Kapowski in white Keds. That is my anti-fetish.

by blackcaesar June 23, 2010

Anti-Sexual

Someon who gives up on his/her sex life because they don't get none

Shane is an anti-sexual human being

by lil_shane_b June 6, 2016

Anti Dat Shit

take any one of your finger (preferably your pointer finger) and point at anything to have your personnel AC-130 take it out

preferable targets for Anti Dat Shit: ISIS, The Taliban, Chaz or Antifa rioters, A church for the achievement, or Ohio.

by F@ckCaliforna13579 October 21, 2022

The Anti-Bubble Rate

The rate at which you pour a fizzy drink from it's bottle to a glass, so that the level at the top of the bubbles doesnt change, but the ammount of liquid increases up the glass. This technique takes time, skill, and dedication, but in the end, leaves you with the satisfactory ability to say "I mastered the Anti-Bubble Rate".

1: Dude, did you just do what I think you did?

2: Oh, you mean pour at The Anti-Bubble Rate? Yup, can't you?

1: *Faints*

by Russell Bishop March 31, 2007