being good at math
white dude: I got a 70% on my math test
asian: I got a 100%
white dude: How come he can be asian and I can't?
asian: I got a 100%
white dude: How come he can be asian and I can't?
by YulTheWizard November 21, 2019
Get the asianmug. A hood Asian or Ghasian (Ghetto Asian) is an Asian descent who was raised in the hood. Usually, an Asian who was born in areas like New York, Harlem, Compton, Inglewood, The Bronx, etc. They will usually hang around with more African Americans, Hispanics, anyone who was also brought up in the hood alongside with them. Instead of Asians talking in those stereotypical accents that most people describe them talking in, they would more likely speak to you in the most hoodish way possible. The most common Asians who would be brought up this way is usually, Chinese, Korean, Japanese, and sometimes Filipino, also most of these hood Asians would have one of the most Americanized names with an Asian last name that's how you know they're from the hood or some other neighborhood in America that is not their own.
Tyrone: "Yo Sean my brotha, where's the bread at?"
Sean Wong: "Wassup my brotha, I got ya bread right here ya feel me?"
Random Person: "Yeah, that's a Hood Asian/Ghasian right there dawg... this ain't Chinatown no mo!
Sean Wong: "Wassup my brotha, I got ya bread right here ya feel me?"
Random Person: "Yeah, that's a Hood Asian/Ghasian right there dawg... this ain't Chinatown no mo!
by jxyvrs May 3, 2024
Get the Hood Asian/Ghasianmug. by asian man with rice January 9, 2022
Get the asian persuasionmug. A hot little man, that I really enjoy speaking to and chatting to. Occasionally sends me picture of his shoe, with flash. Very hot. Everyone hope they can be with him, but I claim his heart already even though he don’t like me in that way probably. Bella still like Jerry and will get him 😉 luv u
Me: Hey, Jerry. How’s life?
Jerry: lemme send u a shoes pic
Me: omfg thank u so fucking much papi I love u
Jerry: no worries :) ur a cool person; let’s meet
Me: omg yes!!!! Really?!?! When?
Jerry: no lol
Asian jerry with nice shoe.
Jerry: lemme send u a shoes pic
Me: omfg thank u so fucking much papi I love u
Jerry: no worries :) ur a cool person; let’s meet
Me: omg yes!!!! Really?!?! When?
Jerry: no lol
Asian jerry with nice shoe.
by Sex zozo February 25, 2019
Get the Asian Jerry with nice shoemug. When a guy ejaculates all over a woman’s face in missionary, and then proceeds to use the cum as eyelash liner.
Tim: Hey Jim, what’s taking so long for your girl to get ready for prom?
Jim: Hey man, I just had to help her get her Asian Pinstripes on.
Jim: Hey man, I just had to help her get her Asian Pinstripes on.
by Dick Remi April 9, 2024
Get the Asian pinstripemug. A self-loathing Diaspora Asian who always tries to support the opinions of 'woke' White people, even if it means overlooking the effects that these opinions have on other Asians. They will always try to align their opinions with the ones of 'Politically correct' White people, while also ignoring Asian-Specific issues, such as lack of representation, asian hate-crimes and emasculation in media.
Incorrect white person: Asians aren't that oppressed.
Boba Asian: I agree with this!
Asian: No, we are oppressed. We suffer due to hate crimes and are depicted badly in main-stream media.
Boba Asian: Well yeah, but Other minority is more oppressed and affected worse! Asians aren't that oppressed compared to others!
Boba Asian: I agree with this!
Asian: No, we are oppressed. We suffer due to hate crimes and are depicted badly in main-stream media.
Boba Asian: Well yeah, but Other minority is more oppressed and affected worse! Asians aren't that oppressed compared to others!
by ifearmyself March 17, 2024
Get the Boba Asianmug. March 11th- A day where you celebrate your Asian friends and appreciate them. Best done in an interacial friendship.
by Zukosgf101 March 3, 2024
Get the National Asian Friend daymug.