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max defense mode

When Mary tries to proof she's right saying total bullshit
Mary got into max defense mode, she must be fucking crazy
by Elona Muzzgy February 28, 2023
mugGet the max defense modemug.
The same thing as the last one except I have 1500 characters to explain it.
Iam "Ok... Where was I?... Oh! Two types of Intersexual Friendship Max/Ultra. Here we go. So you have 'Type A' right? Which is when the Female treats the Male as a type of proxy Female, see? And in this type of relationship the Female will do things with the male (or attempt to do things) that they would usually do with OTHER FEMALES, right? For example, they'll talk about their sexual relationships in great detail (Like mentioning the fact that the guy that they are cheating on their boyfriend with has a big dick while they look a developmentally disabled man-child in dead in the eyes OR request to use make-up on a Male). I don't think they realize what they are doing when they are doing it but THAT'S IT! They're treating the 'male platonic friend' as though they are a Female. They don't realize that this the type of thing they would only talk about with another FEMALE. They would never say anything like that to a Male they are trying to sleep with! Right!? So that's 'Type A'. Male is treated as a proxy female. 'Type B' (on the other hand) is where a Female is adopted as a proxy Male into group of males. But this can only exist within a group of males that are LARGELY SINGLE! Because once the Males of the group start to date, their partners don't want them hanging around other Females. Right!? So, Yeah..."

Hym "And then there is like 'Type C' which would be like the Mulder and Scully relationship from X-Files but that shit isn't real."
by Hym Iam April 19, 2022
mugGet the Intersexual Friendship Max/Ultramug.

Max Kirby

jon: i jerk off to max kirby
by ijerkofftomax August 6, 2022
mugGet the Max Kirbymug.

Maximo (Max)

Dude…I literally have the biggest crush on this guy.

He’s Tall, SO FINE, he’s sweet, shy, such a good soccer player, funny, has the best smile, and I could literally talk to him all day.

He is someone you would 100% want to get to know. Max has already made my 2025.
He’s a Barcelona fan…but it’s finnne, he just won’t admit that Real Madrid is better.

Maximo is someone I really like
by fvalewria January 19, 2025
mugGet the Maximo (Max)mug.

Max

The ultimate boy-fucker
by 12345six February 6, 2024
mugGet the Maxmug.

Max Gunn

Cunt that dick rides all day and gets no hoes oh and his brother is a hoe
by NeloV2 November 6, 2022
mugGet the Max Gunnmug.

max Murphy

Kids a bitch and sucks at track
Have u seen this max Murphy? Ya. Kid must be stupid and bad at track
by Mysterious Plum April 30, 2024
mugGet the max Murphymug.

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