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by PhattyBoi86 May 5, 2018
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by dogsdinner September 27, 2020
Get the luke mug.Luke is a guy, usually a red head who is obsessed with one girl and one girl only. (Crystal) So basically, a simp. He overuses the word cool but really loves whoever he likes. (Crystal) He trusts whoever he likes, (Crystal,) and has nothing to hide. Also, he goes to girl he likes best friend (Ava) and tells her on a daily how cool Crystal is cause he's a simp. Also, all Ava is used for is to express his love for her. (Crystal.) Also he apparently is very excited to get his license.
Yo Ava, who is he?
Oh Crystal's Luke, he's this guy who is a simp for Crystal and thinks she's VERY cool.
Oh Crystal's Luke, he's this guy who is a simp for Crystal and thinks she's VERY cool.
by avadabest1 November 26, 2021
Get the Crystal's Luke mug.luke is boyfren. anyway luke is such an amazing person and can always make ur day so much better by just existing. his presence is enough to make you smile. i personally adore this luke with all of my heart and he genuinely deserves the whole world n i wish i could give it to him. most lukes are probably like that. luke is someone you can always talk to and they will listen. even if u think they don’t love you, trust me they do. my luke means the world to me. he’s one of the funniest people i’ve ever met and the way he shows he cares is honestly adorable. he’s also one seggc mf like damn idk how he doesn’t c it hes acc so attractive it puts me in pain anyway. hes also adorable like fr one of the most adorable ppl you’ll ever meet. AND HES SO FUNNN. AND SWAG THIS MF IS ONE OF THE MOST SWAGGEST SWAGTASTIC ppl EVER i love him i love this luke puke JSJSJ. anyway if u see this i love youuu. n i WANT YOU N ONLY YOU FOREVER N FOREVER N ILL ALWAYS FIND A WAY BACK TO TOU AND YES um yes 😁😁. THIS IS THE ONLY LUKE I APPROVE OF!!’
lukes so swag.....lissete could never be as swag as him....
luke is boyfren material ONLY FOR LISSETE
luke is boyfren material ONLY FOR LISSETE
by glizzyet December 20, 2020
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Luke Schmalix could resemble a statue that you would find in a museum that has perfect chiseled abs that you could wash your cloths on them.
Luke Schmalix is the best guy you will ever me. He has a dark side and doesn't like it when he lets it out.
Luke Schmalix has stunning good looks and can get any girl he want with ease.
He also is a very trust worth good friends that will look out for you whenever and will help you to the best of his ability.
Luke Schmalix could resemble a statue that you would find in a museum that has perfect chiseled abs that you could wash your cloths on them.
Luke Schmalix is the best guy you will ever me. He has a dark side and doesn't like it when he lets it out.
Luke Schmalix has stunning good looks and can get any girl he want with ease.
He also is a very trust worth good friends that will look out for you whenever and will help you to the best of his ability.
Josh:You see that kid Luke Schmalix
Eric:I wouldn't fuck wit him
Josh: fuck that me either.
Girl 1: you see that kid over there.
Girl 2: ya OMG thats Luke Schmalix
Girl 1: he is really hot
Girl 2: ya i know
Eric:I wouldn't fuck wit him
Josh: fuck that me either.
Girl 1: you see that kid over there.
Girl 2: ya OMG thats Luke Schmalix
Girl 1: he is really hot
Girl 2: ya i know
by matthew tomson September 24, 2011
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