The Epic Gamer is when you're epically gaming online with and then suddenly you get a blowie outta nowhere like what
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Get the Gamer mug.A slang term for the mysterious, dusty substance that falls out of a gamer's keyboard during a deep clean.
Typically discovered when the keyboard is flipped upside down and aggressively slapped, this fine powder is composed of crumbs, skin flakes, and years of hardcore gaming residue which collects between the keys like digital fairy dust.
Only true hardcore gamers inhale a whiff mid-session for that nostalgic hit of dedication. It’s the gritty reward after a thorough clean — because every gamer deserves a nasty kick of poor hygiene.
Typically discovered when the keyboard is flipped upside down and aggressively slapped, this fine powder is composed of crumbs, skin flakes, and years of hardcore gaming residue which collects between the keys like digital fairy dust.
Only true hardcore gamers inhale a whiff mid-session for that nostalgic hit of dedication. It’s the gritty reward after a thorough clean — because every gamer deserves a nasty kick of poor hygiene.
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Get the Gamer Coke mug.Ironic term used to describe a person, typically male, who is of low social status and cretinous intellect that spends most of their days in their mother's basement being a sweaty tryhard on video games while feeding on nothing other than caffeine and whatever fast food and other greasy snacks they can get their cheeto-covered fingers on - furthermore characterized as an immature virgin that uses the digital space as an outlet for their deep insecurities. Their style of communication also takes on a form akin to the typical gamer stereotype seen circa the start of the 21st century.
Given their intellect (or lack thereof), epic gamers often lack the empathy and emotional intelligence to properly communicate with others both in real life and on the internet, thus leading them into a closed loop of being a miserably disgraceful annoyance to anyone who may have the misfortune of running into them.
Given their intellect (or lack thereof), epic gamers often lack the empathy and emotional intelligence to properly communicate with others both in real life and on the internet, thus leading them into a closed loop of being a miserably disgraceful annoyance to anyone who may have the misfortune of running into them.
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Get the Edgy Gamer mug.Gamer Buddy is slang that is used to describe a person that you don't consider a friend and only talk to about games or other entertainment media. You can alternatively say GB for short.
Person 1: Yo you're so good at this game man
Person 2: Thanks, my GB taught me
Person 1: Who?
Person 2: My Gamer Buddy, I don't fuck with him but he is good when it comes to games
Person 1: Ohhhhh
Person 2: Thanks, my GB taught me
Person 1: Who?
Person 2: My Gamer Buddy, I don't fuck with him but he is good when it comes to games
Person 1: Ohhhhh
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