October 17 national ask your crush out

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October 17 national ask your crush out

by Zneuso September 23, 2021

Gentle crush

An action used to immobilize and/or exterminate insects without overtly damaging the specimen (and thus making examination difficult) or causing the internal contents of the specimen to adhere the aforementioned specimen to the crushing implement, thus contaminating it from future use. The crushing implement (typically a shoe, flat rock, paper, or otherwise suitable object) is placed over the specimen and advanced until a controlled breaking of the exoskeleton is both felt and possibly heard; the practice has frequently been described as "satisfying". The crushing implement is then released and inspection may begin. This method can be applied to slow moving insects, but may require a previously applied 'stunning' blow to fast moving or flying insects.

Dude 1 to Dude 2: "Look at the size of that Fu**ing _____! Gentle Crush!!"
Dude 1's shoe: "...ccccrrrkkcc..."
Dude 2 to Dude 1: "It's guts shot out of its anus and glued it to the driveway, three of its legs came off, and its remaining limbs are twitching uncontrollably; but it's still in pretty good condition! Check out it's weird spiny/barbed/colorful/long/fat appendage(s)!

by idontreallywantapseudonym17463 April 1, 2013

Crushed heart

When you love someone really really much and you feel the warm fuzzy feeling inside, you would spend your life with them and never harm their feelings or take their happiness but then, they betray you(you know what they did and it's different for us all), you develop a feeling of hate for yourself and the anger robb your mind of all the good feelings then transforms them, change them into something else, now stabbing you like sharp knives and only the pain cloud your mind, corrupting your thoughts, this will continue until all your love dripped out on the floor your crying apon and then your own demons wil crush your heart to squeeze it all out , your left feeling empty, cold, heartless, all your feelings gone with no way to ever feel the same again, you'll spend hours, days searching for love or an ounce of a feeling that resembles it and won't find a thing, everytime the person that betrayed you is close you'll feel hate, anger, sadness, regret, pain, which will be the only warm feeling you experience for as long as your empty, cold, crushed heart beats on. A crushed heart has been beaten and consumed by the evil shadows and stalks the feelings of happiness, joy, trust and love only to hate them for doing this to him.

Chlo you killed my emotion now I have a crushed heart💔

by Retard's weirdo x3'<1<2<2x1]2 September 4, 2021

July 1st National post your crush day

Post your crush!!

July 1st National post your crush day

by Dracos wife July 1, 2022

bopper crush

An infatuation with a teenie bopper or teeny bopper, a female minor, or anyone at less than or equal to half of your own age. The opposite of a cougar crush.

Thad: Hey Lance, why weren't you at the bars last night?

Lance: Oh, I was just surfing the internet for new pics of Miley Cyrus.

Thad: Is she your new bopper crush?

by FatPointScheme October 26, 2009

Crush-dance paradox

When you ask a girl to the dance and she says no, then you see her at the dance and a week after said dance , you get a crush on her. So now your stuck secretly liking her and praying that someone doesn’t finds out

P1:So how was yesterday?

P2: ugh. I got Crush-Dance paradox

by M@dn3ss September 30, 2025

Crush

The person you have a crush on will make you feel things you never knew you would feel. It's the butterflies, the late night thinkings about them. Its the moments you wish they liked you back, its the moments you wonder if they were really the one. A crush can crush you or fix you.. there is nothing else in between. I wonder why we called it a crush. Is it because they end up crushing us?

I once had a crush on him.. But he ended up crushing my heart, istead of fixing it.

by Choi Hee~ November 21, 2021