Emily

Emily is a red-haired, freckle covered bitch who shoves granola bars up your ass.

“Did you guys hear about that Bitch Emily? She totally shoved a granola bars up Zach’s ass.

by Powersmash April 25, 2025

emily&malaya

two best friends who are super hot and sexy. everyone wants to be them so bad

omg who is that????

oh that emily&malaya.

by User192728282828 February 24, 2022

Emily

Emily is the most amazing person ever. She’s kind, beautiful, caring, and incredibly funny. Is she only kind of smart? yes.. but shes amazing nonetheless. If you find an Emily, hold on to her. She’s special and she is one in a million. She always brightens up a room and she never fails to make someone smile. The name Emily will always hold a special place in everyone’s hearts. Especially mine.

Girl 1: I have a girlfriend!! Her name is Emily.

Girl 2: Oh my god really!?!? You’re so lucky, I bet shes amazing.

by raee <3 November 21, 2023

Emily

A crackhead with crackhead energy. Runs into stop signs.

Emily: “I just ordered thirty frying pans from Amazon!”

Susan Michelle Abigail Marie: “Omg Emily you’re such a crackhead!”

by BurnTheHomosexuals February 11, 2022

emily

The most basic white girl name. Always a pick me. sincerely, an emily.

“omg emily ur so quirky 🤪”

by emilya329 January 31, 2023

Emily

A stain that won’t get off your shirt that is so revolting it makes you want to throw up also can be known as shit, stink, dirt, and lastly Dougootybooty

damn there is an Emily on my shirt

by Dagootybooty January 27, 2022

Emili

Emili

Handle with care extremely HOT

Drop dead beautiful

Can be funny sometimes

Emili, an amazing and awesome soul to ever step foot on earth. Someone that is a superior human on all levels with the ability to be constantly cool. Full of sugar and spice, Emi's are hot and fiery! If you find one, beware. They will chew you up and spit you out, but they'll do it with a smile.

PERSON A : “who’s that gorgeous looking girl?
me af : “thats emili bro !!!! my wce fr”

by hyunjinloverclub March 6, 2023