No matter who you are and no matter where you are, there’s always a very small chance Jimmy Kimmel will appear and sexually assault you in moments notice.
It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.
It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.
Jay and Jeff subconsciously sat with their backs facing the wall of the bar. With the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum top of mind, they both agreed to have their eyes peeled on the door.
by Eddie Lacy's Cousin May 31, 2024
Get the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrummug. "Jimmy Up" in Australia means to use Jim's Group for your services. Jim's Group you ask? Australia is a land of Jim's be it cleaning, mowing, removals, plumbing etc. Jim's is the biggest service-based franchisee business in the Southern hemisphere. It provides small business love & care with big business trust.
Tony: Oh Jane wanted to move her house, did she find a removalist?
Alicia: Yeah, she's really happy I suggested her to "Jimmy Up" her move.
Alicia: Yeah, she's really happy I suggested her to "Jimmy Up" her move.
by beezeebouy November 29, 2020
Get the Jimmy Upmug. Annoys the living hell out of Kyle God Knowlton
by Darrell DeMoss April 14, 2022
Get the Jimmy Saucermug. 
Get the jimmymug. by Balls empty February 16, 2022
Get the Jimmy leemug. This is one of the most difficult sexual positions and it's approved by Dr. Falchi as "corona safe" you are back to back doing it - you have to be very flexible.
by Vern the Man March 19, 2021
Get the Double Back Jimmy Jackmug.