nice dick

A person who acts nice but also has passive aggressiveness

“I like that dress! No offense though but my grandma can shop better than you :D”
“What a nice dick”

by John Trovolani January 12, 2023

Dick Muffin

In Customer service, a particularly annoying demanding female customer is commonly referred to as a "Dick Muffin" to keep the sales person from telling the customer how they really feel.

Boy this lady sure is a dick muffin

by gymboy318 October 16, 2019

Dick

A slang word for a man's sexual parts. Can be used to call someone a dick. A dick is usually the village idiot.

You fucking dick!

by Dr. Shadow618 October 16, 2019

Dick

What you don’t have and what you are.

Hey yo it’s my boy dick.

by datnastymotherfucker October 17, 2019

Dick Neck

Noun: A word used to describe somebody who has their head removed from their body, a dick growing where there neck should be, and a vagina where the neck was for insertion if host wishes to put their head back.

Being a dick neck is great because of all the self-sex.

by GamerGamer69420666911 October 17, 2019

Dick

Why,why did u search this up?

YOUR A DICK

by Sickomood Toni October 17, 2019

Dick

Something girls like to play with

Girl: I was playing with David’s dick last night and I could tell he liked it

by Dog piss October 17, 2019