Brick Dick

Very old and crusty dicks that are extremely hard and red

"I tool my sugar daddy to bed and when I pulled down his pants he had brick dick."

by Abortion69420 December 19, 2019

Brick Dick

This is the slang term for a guy who has a some what large chode and its almost as gurthy as a brick.

Man... did you hear about Colin’s Brick Dick?

by spookycloutman November 30, 2017

seymore dicks

just like mike hunt and mike oxlong this is a joke name ment to sound like "see more dicks" you can now use this in kahoot.

would you like to meet seymore dicks?

by outtheox July 22, 2023

netflix and suck dicks

the new and improved version of netflix and chill, that actually rhymes

"hey what are you gonna do tonight?"
"ima hang out with tiffany and then we're gonna netflix and suck dicks"
"k"

by yeeterschonderdwarf69 September 30, 2019

dick barf

when you cum all the sudden, like random barf

i had dick barf

by periodwithtrans February 06, 2023

Mates with dicks out

It’s like friends with benefits but hotter

Jimmy and I are mates with dicks out

by jakerob December 06, 2019

Hawaiian Cheese Dick

A Hawaiian man with a cheesy dick. Typically small and resembling a cheese stick.

“Yo dude, did you hear about Mary going down on this Hawaiian Cheese Dick last night?”

“No way! She’s a slut? I thought she was a Christian.”

by cheeseexpert January 07, 2022