A fermented dick slime is when you bust a load so large that it condenses into a living slime reminiscent of one from terraria
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A: Hey. Looking really hot today, man! Love the look.
B: Ayo stop with this gay shit. Thanks though.
A: Hahahah time to cut your dick ego down to size, man! Chill!
B:What do you mean?
A: I mean, it's okay to compliment each other as men.
B: Hmmm, I guess so? Alright, thanks then. *hugs*
B: Ayo stop with this gay shit. Thanks though.
A: Hahahah time to cut your dick ego down to size, man! Chill!
B:What do you mean?
A: I mean, it's okay to compliment each other as men.
B: Hmmm, I guess so? Alright, thanks then. *hugs*
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Guy #1: Dude this one guy tried to run me off the road!
Guy #2: What a dick...
"Some dick took a massive dump and didn't flush!"
Guy #2: What a dick...
"Some dick took a massive dump and didn't flush!"
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Get the Dicks out for herambe mug.A brontosaurus with a 15 meter dick as a neck/head. A perverted scientist man made a solution to bringing back brontosauruses while producing semen. Some got in the mixture and so the brontosaurus had a big cock as a neck. Therefore he named it, the Dick-a-saurus.
Universal Studios is making an X-rated version of Jurassic Park with a brand-new species of dinosaurs known as the Dick-a-saurus.
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