I just brushed my teeth

When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.

Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!

Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!

Federico: I love you!

by TatisJunior August 17, 2022

Drove my Chevy to the BLEVE

A corruption of a line in the song American Pie, used in past tense reference to getting dangerously close to a Boiling Liquid Evaporating Vapor Explosion. Such explosions are often delayed for some time after the start of a fire heating a closed vessel containing liquid. The fire makes a telltale plume that draws spectators, who often bring their video cameras, and then the container bursts, producing the BLEVE.

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the BLEVE...

I drove my Chevy to the BLEVE and melted my sunglasses.

by Stimpleton J Cat December 9, 2013

oily boys in my garage

The word "Oily boys in my garage" Means that there are oily boys in your garage. Like Timmy could be keeping "Oily boys in his/my garage"

Robert, "I like autistic oily boys. They really tickle my pickle."

Mike, "I like keeping the oily boys in my garage."

Robert, "I eat little boys, they are yummy in my tummy!"

by Themaninyourgarage May 22, 2024

fix my posture

shocked

something so shocking that u have the physical reaction to show it

“This comment made me fix my posture.”
“I couldn’t believe what she was saying I had to fix my posture”

by urdreamgirl August 24, 2023

My egg roll

Couples nickname ;)

Ur my egg roll

by Trump will find fraud August 12, 2021

I Think My Mind Has Made It's Mind Up

when your mind makes it's mind up

Hey I think my mind has made it's mind up

by pxrfectdisease September 27, 2022

My Guy

A term used by a rare amount of people.

Kai Mezzatesta said to his friend Josh Carser " Whatup My Guy?" or "What are you doin My Guy?"

by MEZZTASTIC.JR May 31, 2023