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flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.
Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass."
by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016
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no-ass class

when someone is not tremendously blessed with cake
*a person watches someone attractive walk by, but notices the attractive person has little or no butt*

“That’s an alumni of no-ass class of ‘23.”
by Sarahsmile86 May 22, 2023
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National ass pic day

On the 25th of July you send a pic of your ass to someone you like, a friend or your boyfriend.
“ it’s national ass pic day today, you know what to do”
by Urbandictionary real July 25, 2019
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Game ass nigga

A man who games entirely way to much would rather play a video game with pal(s) than to have intercourse usually watches loads of anemia
by beefbabe June 30, 2025
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Ass-Stache

When a male (or woman) eats the ass of their partner and develops a visual ring around their mouth. Occasionally the visual Ass-Stache can be accompanied by a foul scent and may persist for days. There is no known antidote or medical treatment. Victims are advised to scrub affected area with equal parts bleach, water and 3 day old lime rinds.
Eric developed a bad case of ass-stache after going to town on Melanie’s back end last night.
by Three Dollar William August 5, 2023
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uzi ass

When you go to fart but the butt noises come out in a short burst, rapid fire chain - just like an uzi
That beans and meatloaf gave me so much gas, I was dealing with uzi ass all night
by Majestic Lion September 12, 2025
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Ass

by Black Nigger 05 September 16, 2019
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